Humorous Wedding Speech for a Car Salesman -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Sp

Humorous Wedding Speech for a Car SalesmanGood change surface Ladies and Gentlemen for those of you who dont know me Im Floyd, Edwards better(p) man. Of course, the only problem with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it, only when if whateverone wants to start a drinking competition later, then come intercourse to me.Edward has been a great friend to me since we met. And, over that time, hes always been there for me. I remember especially him being there when I had my first gondola crash oh, thats right, Edward was driving LaughterHonestly Edward, Im not really up here to embarrass you. You did a fine lineage of that yourself during your bachelors party (stag night). In fact, we were a little concern when you made your cross-dressing tendencies public, that Nancy might have had some competition today. But inclined the formal nature of the occasion, I am pleased to see, Edward, that youve decided to reduplicate my outfit, rather than he rs. Edward has gone through many evolutionary changes to end up the man he is today. In order to understand exactly what went wrong, allows examine Edwards career. As many of you know, Edward has been climbing the foot race in sales in recent years. This comes as no amazement since he has always been able to talk his way out of anything. You know, his parents fluent believe that it wasnt him who flooded the kitchen. Edwards talent for being able to spin any di... ... the surface, Edward was still a simple Somerset boy at heart. Shes different to us he informed me. What do you mean? I enquired. Well, put it this way, Edward replied, she gets out of the bath to have a pee. None the less, they dispatch it off. And weve seen both of them grow over the six years of their relationship. I deem their marriage is going to be a wonderful partnership and Edward volition be the silent one. Truthfully, I cant think of deuce other people that are better suited to spending the eternal re st of their lives together Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure, not to mention relief, to ask you all to drum a toast to the newly weds. Congratulations to the bride and groom.